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Half-Life (To the tune of "Life" by Des'ree)
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I'm afraid of the crab
Espcially when I'm in the duct.
When there are monsters all around
Oooh I get the shivers.

I do need to see a Grunt
His MP5 is what I want.
But rather walk into a swamp
To find an Egon and a Snark.

Life, Half-Life, Haaalf-Laaaife, Half-Life.
BOOP, BOOP, BOOP, BOOM.
Life, Half-Life, Haaalf-Laaaife, Half-Life.
....

I'm a killer scientist
Unlike all the other geeks.
I carry pistols and grenades
Blasting monsters shooting freaks.

I'll take you out with a scope
Any highet any slope.
Respawn and try to fight me back
Just to find my warning stamp.

Life, Half-Life, Haaalf-Laaaife, Half-Life.
BOOP, BOOP, BOOP, BOOM.
Life, Half-Life, Haaalf-Laaaife, Half-Life.
....

Now after all dead and done
I know, I'm the greatest one.
Half-Life is alot of fun.
If you can get through it.

Sometimes blowing up Marines,
Ain't as easy as it seems.
They'll make you run around the pass
With a rocket up your ass.

Life, Half-Life, Haaalf-Laaaife, Half-Life.
BOOP, BOOP, BOOP, BOOM.
Life, Half-Life, Haaalf-Laaaife, Half-Life.
....
(Repeating and fading)